Here’s some gifs I did for Slacktory.

[much bigger ones here]

thefrogman:

The new Apple iOS 5 was released today. Most people are aware of the publicized new features, but there were a few easter eggs thrown in as well. Take a journey with me as I show you these hidden gems on Slacktory. 

SHOW ME iOS 5 EASTER EGGS!!!

thefrogman:

That crazy relative of yours has sent you the latest email chain letter and you groan. So what do most people do when they see “FWD:FWD:FWD” in the subject line? Most people just ignore and delete the message. 
I respond. 
Actual email exchange…
Subject: Fwd: FW: Interesting Fact about OctoberFrom: My Uncle Larry To: Everyone he knowsFont choice: Light blue Comic SansFont size: Visible from space 

An interesting fact about October 2010: This October has 5 Fridays , 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays , all in 1 month. It happens once in 823 years. Pass this to 8 good people and money will appear in 4 days. Based on Chinese fengshui. Whoever stops this will experience none.

Subject: RE: Fwd: FW: Interesting Fact about OctoberFrom: The FrogmanTo: Everyone my Uncle Larry knowsFont Choice: A respectable sized Arial

Actually…

You have all been lied to. Clearly this is propaganda from the pro-October fringe. July is the best month by far. It is the only month to have 12 Saturdays and it happens every single year. October is lame.
If you do not pass this around to 3,323 people in the next 24 hours, hamsters will eat all your underwear.

Best regards,Ben 

So… what did I do when my Uncle Larry recently sent me a very religious email forward? 
I hit reply all and created my most epic response yet. 
It has squirrels and kittens and bears, OH MY. And if you do not read it, stumble it, facebook like it, reddit it, tweet it, and send it to 40 people in the next ten minutes… angry badgers will get you drunk, steal your kidney, and leave you in a tub full of ice in a strange hotel bathroom. 
READ “EMAILS FROM GOD” ON SLACKTORY
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Everyone go read this, it’s hilarious. At the very least go look at the squirrel-a-pult.

thefrogman:

That crazy relative of yours has sent you the latest email chain letter and you groan. So what do most people do when they see “FWD:FWD:FWD” in the subject line? Most people just ignore and delete the message. 

I respond. 

Actual email exchange…

Subject: Fwd: FW: Interesting Fact about October
From: My Uncle Larry 
To: Everyone he knows
Font choice: Light blue Comic Sans
Font size: Visible from space 

An interesting fact about October 2010: This October has 5 Fridays , 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays , all in 1 month. It happens once in 823 years. Pass this to 8 good people and money will appear in 4 days. Based on Chinese fengshui. Whoever stops this will experience none.

Subject: RE: Fwd: FW: Interesting Fact about October
From: The Frogman
To: Everyone my Uncle Larry knows
Font Choice: A respectable sized Arial

Actually…

You have all been lied to. Clearly this is propaganda from the pro-October fringe. July is the best month by far. It is the only month to have 12 Saturdays and it happens every single year. October is lame.

If you do not pass this around to 3,323 people in the next 24 hours, hamsters will eat all your underwear.

Best regards,
Ben 

So… what did I do when my Uncle Larry recently sent me a very religious email forward? 

I hit reply all and created my most epic response yet. 

It has squirrels and kittens and bears, OH MY. And if you do not read it, stumble it, facebook like it, reddit it, tweet it, and send it to 40 people in the next ten minutes… angry badgers will get you drunk, steal your kidney, and leave you in a tub full of ice in a strange hotel bathroom. 

READ “EMAILS FROM GOD” ON SLACKTORY

[StumbleUpon] [reddit

Everyone go read this, it’s hilarious. At the very least go look at the squirrel-a-pult.

thefrogman:

So what does The Frogman do when his editor gives him an assignment that turns out to be lame?

The Frogman makes it awesome. That’s what he does.

My newest post on Slacktory. Planking in video games. If you don’t read it and think it’s awesome, then you must be some sort of Nazi. 

READ THIS AWESOME ARTICLE!

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oh wait this one is better

thefrogman:

Adorable, right? This is the information your high school health class didn’t want you to know. How evil are the sex positions you use? Are you having an alien baby? Find out this and more in my latest post on Slacktory, The Origin of Babies

I’m extremely proud of this. If this isn’t the best thing you’ve read this week, then I will refuse to post a very cute baby duck. If you like baby ducks, please reblog, Facebook like, tweet, and stumble this. 

GO TO THE ARTICLE AND GET LEARN’D

I didn’t see this one until just now so I guess I’ll reblog this too.  A billion reblogs of Frogman’s story!  Go read it, children!