They have cake at work roughly thrice a month for birthdays and promotions and whatnot.  I’m always stuck in the middle of some awkward conversation and feel exactly like this.  I also realized just now why everyone in my office is so fat.

They have cake at work roughly thrice a month for birthdays and promotions and whatnot.  I’m always stuck in the middle of some awkward conversation and feel exactly like this.  I also realized just now why everyone in my office is so fat.

Just squeeze n’ swallow!