sam is great

this blog sure beat “texts from dog” and “texts from suburban white kid”.

I made this, but why?

because it’s hilarious, that’s why

I should write for laffy taffy.

Then their jokes might actually start being funny.

Answer: No, Will Smith would wipe his prints and frame Carlton.

This is the most sophisticated Philosoraptor I have ever seen.

I bet this guy says ‘Ello, Guv’nah! a lot.

It’s ok, just let it out (before my free trial of winrar finally decides to expire).

shoulda used 7zip I am a big nerd for saying that.

birds of a feather amirite

hey finalellipsis

well played