Crap TV
Sister: I'm at home watching crap TV.
Me: Oh, CrapTV? Is that the new channel where they only show spoofs of other shows with titles that have been changed to something poop related?
Me: Like, "The Cosby Kids".
Me: Or, "How I Shat Your Mother."
Me: Murder She Pooped.
Me: 21 Dump Street.
Me: Crappy Days.
Me: The Orifice.
Me: Clarissa Expels It All.
Me: Turd Rock From the Sun.
Me: Saved By the Bowels.
Me: The Bob Newhart Poop.
Me: Dick Van Dump.
Me: Family Scatters.
Me: Dookie Howser MD
Me: Roseanne
