sam is great

made for Slacktory.com

come on, you know you all want knee springs.

47% of you won’t care about this.

we’re all just corporations anyway

Sam: This guy's ringtone is the theme song from the show "Maude"
Nate: Bold choice
Sam: He lets it ring nearly to completion every time too
Nate: Jesus
Sam: If later today you hear about some huge explosion in Denver that killed a lot of people, I wish you luck in your future endeavors.

awkward-elevator:

cat sitting on a railing like a human

i’m not a model the camera just went off