sam is great

collegehumor:

“I’ve seen some things, man. Terrible things. Things you wouldn’t even understand”-Vietnam Ror

“I’ve seen some things, man. Terrible things. Things you wouldn’t even understand”-Vietnam Ror

as requested

I’m badly live-tweeting the debate in a silly fashion if anyone’s interested.

I was up all night writing this response

Nate: Hi. I have this blog called Awkward Elevator. I was wondering if you'd like to work with me on creating hilarious content for it. I have a bunch of ideas written up in a google doc. I've shared it with you. You should check it out and let me know if you are interested.

Sam: no

oh no, the pizza, well at least we still have beer…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

finalellipsis:

finalellipsis:

finalellipsis:

I forgot about this Thomas the Tank Engine balloon in the back of my car and it’s creeping me the fuck out

It’s slowly rising up, which brings me to two possibilities: it became untangled from something, or it has turned sentient.

brb gonna go drive my car off a cliff

shit