sam is great

Chicks n’ Corgis:

afternoonsnoozebutton replied to your photo: I got nothing tonight so here’s a picture of a…

I want your pants. Take them off.

Would you believe that it took me about 6 months to realize that they said “SMRT”, not “SMART”?

Yes. Yes you would.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present Hannah and Benn.

afternoonsnoozebutton replied to your photo: I got nothing tonight so here’s a picture of a…

I want your pants. Take them off.

Would you believe that it took me about 6 months to realize that they said “SMRT”, not “SMART”?

Yes. Yes you would.

Haven’t done one of these in a long time, so here we go.

Tumblr Crushes:

bestnatesmithever - Worst. Nate Smith. EVER.
thefrogman - If you don’t know who this is then get off the internet.
neil-gaiman - Neil Gaiman is getting 5% of my love. That’s what she said.
jennasty - She’s been on my radar for awhile but I only recently followed her. I don’t regret it (yet).
afternoonsnoozebutton - Not actually a snooze button.
pleatedjeans - Uncomfortably funny.
itsfunnytome - Probably funny to other people as well.
unpopularopinionrickperry - Fuck you, Rick Perry.
robotindisguise - The most conspicuous robot on ye interwebbes.

bestnatesmithever:

Hannah said this, and she can’t deny it.

~~quoting~~ reblogging for truth

Tumblr Crushes:

here’s one of these again. frogman is exactly where I am on his so I guess we’re even.

I’ve gotten 50,003 messages (give or take 50,000) asking me to post this. So fine dammit here it is.

Tumblr Crushes:

afternoonsnoozebutton replied to your post: Are you thefrogman’s sidekick?

Can I be the maid of honor?

I’d be honored.

see what I did there