bestnatesmithever:

Yes…it’s time for the Rapture again!

I forgot to post this during the last fake rapture but I hope it’s still relevant.

natesmithcomedy:

And the Lord saith, “Check your math, my child.”

Joke concept by Nate Smith Comedy

Joke design by Final Ellipsis

I would watch the shit out of this movie.

A rabbit was apparently raptured.

natesmithcomedy:

Rapture jokes until October?

or the second coming of Raptor Jesus.

sofapizza:

corgioverdose:

CUTEST RAPTURE EVER.

only corgis were saved.

the second coming of Corgi Jesus.

natesmithcomedy:

Huh?

Raptor Jesus doesn’t take too kindly to mustaches.

natesmithcomedy:

I call it the Reblogture.

Or the rapturmblr.  No, wait, yours is better.

natesmithcomedy:

Rapture Error

They’re actually considering renaming tumblr to “raptre” now.  Not to be confused with the popular dinosaur social-networking site, “raptr”.

This is the truest thing I’ve read on the internet recently.

natesmithcomedy:

Is the rapture happening on Eastern time or Mid-Eastern time?

GMT -666