If anything has ever summed my brain up better than this, I have never been made aware of its existence.

They have cake at work roughly thrice a month for birthdays and promotions and whatnot.  I’m always stuck in the middle of some awkward conversation and feel exactly like this.  I also realized just now why everyone in my office is so fat.

They have cake at work roughly thrice a month for birthdays and promotions and whatnot.  I’m always stuck in the middle of some awkward conversation and feel exactly like this.  I also realized just now why everyone in my office is so fat.

Is there something wrong with me if I did this for 4 hours straight today?  Because I didn’t.  Just saying.

Is there something wrong with me if I did this for 4 hours straight today?  Because I didn’t.  Just saying.

natesmithcomedy:

FU Otto Correct.

Holy shit.

natesmithcomedy:

FU Otto Correct.

Holy shit.