So this one time I was on this bus. There was one of those old-timey hobos driving it. You know, those ones that go around with a stick with a little bundle on the end. Anyway, this hobo was like “Hey, man, I’m riding the bus, you should try it too” and I said “But I’m already riding the bus.” WHAT A TWIST!Tumblr (3.0; @finalellipsis)http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9tfgvFmb31qcb7k0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50937449423http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50937449423Mon, 20 May 2013 16:01:07 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74223c50774356d199739ee2046c69ca/tumblr_mllifkDGkd1qaedvuo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/976435b940221219bf640861f760f0a1/tumblr_mllifkDGkd1qaedvuo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b72c1ee132f698d0045e9b2363741e36/tumblr_mllifkDGkd1qaedvuo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50930272658http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50930272658Mon, 20 May 2013 14:30:25 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0d3f7498a4c93895ba2e03c5d794c1a/tumblr_mn2wrafghy1r9qk1io1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50923708183http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50923708183Mon, 20 May 2013 13:00:57 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcf6b3c101e1b4175a0fb0826f3450b4/tumblr_mn069gLb3E1qiuiebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sarahseeandersen.tumblr.com/post/50738296534/the-internal-monologue-that-goes-on-whenever-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sarahseeandersen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.</p></blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50918084444http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50918084444Mon, 20 May 2013 11:30:20 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bestnatesmithever.tumblr.com/post/50904663625/the-tumblr-yahoo-metaphor" target="_blank">bestnatesmithever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So David Karp built this really awesome sports car. He built it from scratch and it looks amazing and when he drives it around town all the teenagers go crazy. But he spent all his money building the car, and barely has enough money to keep gas in it or to do maintenance and upgrades to the car. So occasionally he gives rides to advertisers who just want to be seen riding around in the Tumblr mobile.</p> <p>Yahoo is going through a mid-life crisis. Yahoo decides to buy a sports car so they can look cool with the younger generation. They decide to buy Karp’s sports car, but they realize if they try to drive it they’ll just crash it.</p> <p>So they come to an agreement. They own the car, but they don’t get to drive the car. David Karp will continue driving it, and can drive it wherever he wants, as long as Yahoo can sit in the passenger seat and tell the teenagers that Yahoo owns the car. </p> <p>The good news for Karp is he’ll never need gas money again. The good news for Yahoo is it basically just called “shotgun!” to the tune of $1.1 Billion.</p> <p>And as long Yahoo never reaches over and tries to grab the steering wheel, the good news for us is Tumblr will continue to take us where we want to go.</p> </blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50915494650http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50915494650Mon, 20 May 2013 10:46:42 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e477b67dd8b65a9b99fc85a25d10d7a/tumblr_mhz9x21LCc1s31eeeo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littleshrekthings.tumblr.com/post/42707016562/imagine-a-high-powered-business-ceo-at-an" target="_blank">littleshrekthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine a high-powered business CEO, at an important company meeting. the meeting is almost over, and the CEO had spoken for too long. he lifts the cuff of his suit to reveal the SHREK<span class="st">®</span> WATCH. “oh, sorry everyone, i’ve gone ogretime. let’s meet again tomorrow morning— i’m making waffles.” he leaves the room and punctuates his exit with a small, dignified fart. the entire conference room nods in begrudging admiration.</p> </blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50912908490http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50912908490Mon, 20 May 2013 10:01:37 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/748b924e9b9c47d371d277dc0a9154f9/tumblr_mn11cj3PuP1rjcfxro1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>here’s to you, Monday</p>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50908209151http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50908209151Mon, 20 May 2013 08:30:39 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccb2b4141b2132c0d23f9a3cd033946f/tumblr_mlxcfzDCPi1qa6z3eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/post/49019610824/via-imgur" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bunnyfood</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="http://imgur.com/r/aww/qXCW5FS" target="_blank">Imgur</a>)</p></blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50847887160http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50847887160Sun, 19 May 2013 14:30:44 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e7e35c9fe926061412e58143096929c/tumblr_mmcedeKjGT1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0603df755f96a4b90d08988687f8bc33/tumblr_mmcedeKjGT1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d142d09f3780ebee80e58cd8f6360cf2/tumblr_mmcedeKjGT1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1b9c9cbb472b050363dfec2bf239ef9/tumblr_mmcedeKjGT1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92d3eafd05e3eaa0fdb5daf833c9b604/tumblr_mmcedeKjGT1qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12354ab021a20b485c289fb909a9de25/tumblr_mmcedeKjGT1qewacoo5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b2f50e435ab37f830399238bb8c3c87/tumblr_mmcedeKjGT1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/49714954829/skeptical-dogs" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Skeptical Dogs</strong></p></blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50840579335http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50840579335Sun, 19 May 2013 13:01:13 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2027a14396118c273193906a994ad81/tumblr_mlxc514iGW1s451q3o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7247af48ce427514db63338f831cedb/tumblr_mlxc514iGW1s451q3o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/131cae8c9ec53a7909824aa236fa3192/tumblr_mlxc514iGW1s451q3o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f95a2edd4a2d76400d36a7beb911db55/tumblr_mlxc514iGW1s451q3o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3f32240c729af420d28b3b7dfffecc2/tumblr_mlxc514iGW1s451q3o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88ff4ddbffdd3b248f97666ecdba6bb5/tumblr_mlxc514iGW1s451q3o6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a4f7782e1a731788ec032238411beec/tumblr_mlxc514iGW1s451q3o7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50833490592http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50833490592Sun, 19 May 2013 11:30:24 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac91f940891f3e99b136a9a12a703e90/tumblr_mmtn7bykeO1rjcfxro1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50826938350http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50826938350Sun, 19 May 2013 10:01:17 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68643cfe15302aaa52360973a07c9501/tumblr_mmwln73Yus1qcb5fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theamericankid.com/post/50593700845/at-least-the-dogs-thoughtful-about-it-a-cat" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theamericankid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>At least the dog’s thoughtful about it. A cat would knock the glass over on purpose and sit on the book. </span></p></blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50820983585http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50820983585Sun, 19 May 2013 08:30:18 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fa6737448687bbb89a20c2a92387d60/tumblr_mn1173hxfn1qjvsoxo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa5ad65e2fabc2b640e2005b295585b5/tumblr_mn1173hxfn1qjvsoxo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>wild_saturday_night.gif</p>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50784754555http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50784754555Sat, 18 May 2013 21:47:27 -0600athena<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yce5vbX41qjcxf1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>saturday_night.gif</p>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50774659601http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50774659601Sat, 18 May 2013 19:21:50 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt4cafG3fG1qb0nyvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://itsfunnyto.me/post/50757478053/im-good-enough-im-smart-enough-and-doggone-it" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsfunnytome</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!</em></p></blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50767469184http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50767469184Sat, 18 May 2013 17:30:33 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b2f1d95c46306ee2a6425980d3e8013/tumblr_mmnb0tMbBK1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50761273809http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50761273809Sat, 18 May 2013 16:01:11 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b8557ed697342ccc5af437d798121c6/tumblr_mmm9mbNe381rw9dz1o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4d7aa9faefd3d0ff834328d11203e39/tumblr_mmm9mbNe381rw9dz1o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awkward-elevator.tumblr.com/post/50735793528/what-season-do-you-think-it-is" target="_blank">awkward-elevator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What season do you think it is?</p> </blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50754658331http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50754658331Sat, 18 May 2013 14:30:34 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01d8d878e8b86f16f9a440825abc88e5/tumblr_mmp0alWhSk1rjcfxro1_r1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gifs.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50265819466/video" target="_blank">premiumgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2013/05/kitten-gets-freaked-out-by-bearded.html" target="_blank">video</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50748255952http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50748255952Sat, 18 May 2013 13:01:03 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/693e17d5b92fc5af1fc0d18492d73624/tumblr_mmsv61vAYi1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50431220313/via" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://imgur.com/5JCMqBB" target="_blank">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50741894076http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50741894076Sat, 18 May 2013 11:30:30 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee12a8b19fd017de9a771c41a9ca965d/tumblr_mmux6ulTUY1qfyxjeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adriofthedead.tumblr.com/post/50560508219/the-ritual-is-complete" target="_blank">adriofthedead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ</p> </blockquote>http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50735679257http://finalellipsis.tumblr.com/post/50735679257Sat, 18 May 2013 10:01:28 -0600