theonion:

“I looked away from the screen for five seconds because some of the meat was coming out from between the bread, and I missed some stuff on the show.” 
sesamestreet:

Doin’ the Pigeon. 

sesamestreet:

Doin’ the Pigeon. 

ruinedchildhood:

When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.

fuckyeahdementia:

whatever

whatever

derplodge:

I SAID I WANTED ICE CREAM CAKE

derplodge:

I SAID I WANTED ICE CREAM CAKE

theclearlydope:

Summer, man. 

theclearlydope:

Summer, man. 

that is a very rad dog