Sorry, we are out of bread.
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this blog hasn’t even loaded yet, but I already know it is bad
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
wait I thought kissing consisted of yelling into each other’s mouths
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It would be funny to do this at christmas and hang mistletoe off her tail. Right after feeding her a bunch of things.
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Anonymous asked: it's custodian closet dumbass
what’s a todian closet
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